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April 5, 2013
So I saw the Evil Dead remake tonight. I wish I could give you better news, check out the review if you wanna know more.
On an unrelated note, I have rebuilt my REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS page, I have to do some behind the scenes stuff regarding the hosting of my page, but that will be back up soon, with the files hosted directly on my site, so no more getting taken down.
Mar 06, 2013
Some movie reviews for ya. I'm a bit late with a couple of these (not sure if The Last Stand is even still in theatres), but what can you do.
Feb 23, 2013
So yeah, Mediafire fucked me and killed ALL of my links on the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS page. Now I need to figure something else out. Unfortunately i do not have enough room to host these files locally on my webpage, so I'm thinking of going with torrents instead. However, it's gonna take me a while to get that going since I have like 800+ dead links to fix now....ugh!
Nov 21, 2012
Back at ya with a nice chunk of new movie reviews and even a MUSICK review for the newest Lord Mantis release. Check that shit out!
October 12, 2012
Threw up my Dredd 3D review which I had written when it came out, but hadn't got around to posting. I've got a few more waiting in the wings, but with Halloween looming and a rather large amount of work for me to be ready for it in time, they're probably gonna have to wait for now.
I'll be back in November with some fresh meat for ya to gnaw on though!
September 22, 2012
Nice fat update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section. The last update was more on the mainstream front, so this one is gettin back to the cult and sleaze shit.
September 11, 2012
Coupla new movie reviews for ya. Oh and a sweet guest review from my buddy The Butcher! And he does just that with the weak sauce remake of Total Recall which I avoided like the bubonic plague this summer due to my feelings of hatred held in my heart for the defilement of one of the greates sci-fi actioners of all time.
Anyway, check that shit out!!
July 18, 2012
Another fucking huge update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section! This one will definately appeal to the Star Wars fans as I ran my drag net through the web to scrape as much original legitimate poster art up as I could for the Holy Trilogy (and a couple for the prequels too), and guess what, every single one of them looks better than than half-assed photo montages Lucasfilm has decided to use for the home video releases since VHS, and hella better than the cover they chose for the Blu-ray box set (although the interior paintings were cool in that). There's a bunch of other cool shit too, so check that shit out!!
May 16, 2012
OK, got all my Dark Bridges 2012 reviews up now, and what's this? A MUSICK review? Why yes it is! The new Cattle Decapitation rocks so much balls I had to review it after the 30th time I've listened to it since Friday last week! And not only that, but holy shit balls, it's another BULLSHIT article too. I have derptastic Randy Blythe of Lamb of God's recent rant on Twitter regarding the state of the music biz to thank for finally annoying me enough to share with you all the real reason the music business is tanking, and I'll give you a hint, illegal downloading does not have a lot to do with that.
May 9, 2012
So Last weekend was the 2012 edition of the Dark Bridges Film Festival. Despite some technical issues, the movies screened that I was able to attend were once again quite good. So over the next little bit I'll be throwin up reviews for all of the ones I saw. I'm not going to bother with The Avengers since everyone on earth saw it already last week/weekend (500 million in one week, theatre attendance sure is sagging these days...) other than to say: Awesome!
April 15, 2012
Finally got around to updating the ol' website again. I've seen some good movie lately, so over the next little while you'll probably be seeing some reviews go up for those. Also, got a nice healthy chunk of new REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS for you to enjoy, so go forth and enjoy!
November 14, 2011
Well, nearly 800 links that had to be copied over one by one later and the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS is back up and running. New additions will be added very soon.
October 6, 2011
Wow, who ever knew sittin in a theatre watching movies could be so exhausting? But the Dark Bridges Film Festival was awesome and I totally look forward to the 2012 edition, this time coming in the spring. As promised I've reviewed every movie I attended at the festival (I missed two of the 15 shown). So check out days 1-3 right now and I'll have day 4 up soon!
Unfortunately...I accidentally deleted every single REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS image from my mediafire page, so that part of the site will be down until I can re-setup the 800 or so links...ugh! Once that goes back online there'll be more cool stuff to look at in there too.
September 27, 2011
At long last, another update to the site. No new reviews I'm afraid, I'm finding it harder and harder to get up the motivation to do them (anyone interested in posting there own feel free to contact me), but there are 36 new covers uploaded to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section, so lots of cool new shit to enjoy there!
The Dark Bridges film festival (check it out here) is coming up starting this Thursday-Sunday, so I'll try and throw up some reviews for some of the flicks I watch there. If you haven't heard about this festival, check out the link and come out for a killer line up of genre films!
May 31, 2011
The site is not dead, and neither am I. I've added a nice long review for the Female Prisoner #701 Scorpion Series. Check that shit out!!
April 9, 2011
Nice big update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section, check it out! Cool stuff like Razorback, Flesh+Blood, Humanoids from the Deep and sweet thai poster art for Jaws!
April 6, 2011
Figured I'd throw up a news update since there's such a glut of cool shows coming up in the Spring/Summer/Fall (inlcuding Rammstein who now has Combichrist opening up for them below) this year that are high on the must see list:
DJ Tiesto will be hitting the Credit Union Centre, Saskatoon Friday April 15th. I've heard more floor tickets have been released, so if you wanna rave it up, head over to ticketmaster's site.
If surf rock is more your thing, then The Heatscores will be rocking it up at Amigos, Saskatoon that same night.
The Crystal Method are playing at Tequila Night Club, Saskatoon (aka Riley's) Thursday, April 21st (night before Good Friday so you can get wasted and not have to worry about going to work feeling like a bag of ass the next day). Tickets are around 30 bucks for that one through ticketmaster.
Then on Good Friday April 22nd, Voltaire is having a "Not So Good Friday Party! (a party of biblical proportions)" at Walkers in Saskatoon. Should be a cool night of dark cabaret for those that are into it, and apparnetly it's also a costume event where people are supposed to dress up as biblical characters.
3 Inches of Blood with Untimely Demise (thrash!) and Keara Monument will be at The Fez, Saskatoon Tuesday May 3rd. Tickets are 15 bucks, I assume you can probably get 'em at The Fez.
Fuck the Facts (they will destroy you!!), Ken Mode and Adolyne will be at Amigos, Saskatoon Wednesday May 4th. Apparently this'll be one of those shows where Cate Francis does up a limited run of fly screen printed posters too, so be sure to get there early!
Origin, Vital Remains (yes!) and Abysmal Dawn will be at the Sutherland Memorial Hall, Saskatoon Wednesday June 29th. Not too sure how to get tickets for this one. There's also a show in Regina the day before and you can get tickets through www.ticketedge.ca for that one, also Hate Eternal is on the Regina bill, but it doesn't look like they're coming to Saskatoon (bastards).
Exhumed, Withered, Cephalic Carnage, and Macabre will be in Regina at The Exchange Thursday July 28th. This lineup is fucking sick, can't wait for this shit!! You can get your tickets through www.ticketedge.ca
Slayer and Rob Zombie, with Exodus opening is Friday, July 29th at the Credit Union Centre, Saskatoon. It's a fucking Slayer show, need I say more? Get your fucking floor tickets for 90 bones through ticketmaster. Double teamin' this with Exhumed, it'll be an intense couple of days!
Grave, Blood Red Throne, Pathology, and Gigan will be in Regina at The Exchange September 12th. Tickets can be obtained through enterthevault.com. Yes you read that correctly, Grave is playing in Saskatchewan!!!
Holy fucking shit Rammstein is playing in Edmonton at Rexall on May 13th (a Friday)!! Tickets are on sale Feb 25th according to Live Nation/Ticketmaster and Rammstein's site. No word on pricing or presales (although Rammstein's site calls the 25th the "presale", so I dunno). I do know that Rammstein will be a fucking epic show and I will be getting my tickets as soon as is humanly possible!
February 6, 2011
Couple reviews for ya, and a biggin' on the way (the entire original Planet of the Apes saga!). Also a mega update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section a little while ago if you haven't checked that out. Some sweet custom shit in there, so check it out!
January 4, 2011
One more year 'till the end of the world, so I'll try and update the site a little more regularly. I'm back at ya with a review of the new Tron movie. Check that out, and head over to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section which is where the majority of my site work has been directed lately (yes the site is still active and I'm not as lazy as meets the eye) for a bunch of cool new shit I've put in there (love that alternate European and Asian poster art!).
December 1, 2010
Back at ya with a new movie review and a new BULLSHIT artice is comin' soon! I've also started on the upgrade to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section, so keep checking that out over the next while while I get the bulk of the work I've been spending a lot of my time on lately up there. For the time being I'll leave up a link to the old version, but eventually I'll have replacements for pretty much all of those images that are better quality and pre-sized for both DVD and blu-ray.
November 2, 2010
I'm back with a review of the new Saw flick. Check it out. I've also got some other cool shit in the works like a complete overhaul of the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section (I found some excellent sources for very high resolutuon scans of some classic movie art), and due to lack of interest and pain in ass for me I'm gonna ditch the music compilations for now so I can focus on site updates instead.
October 16, 2010
New job on the dayshift has been keeping moe a little more busy than I'd like to be, so I kinda haven't had too much time to work on the site. I threw up a review for the 2009 remake of Night of the Demons that I watched the other day, but with Halloween coming ever closer each day I'll need my spare time to prepare for the party, more regular updates will resume in November as I get used to being up at 7:00am every morning (ugh...9 years of night shift has turned me into a nocturnal ghoul).
September 12, 2010
Finally got around to posting another rant in my BULLSHIT section. Check it out (people tell me they like these). I got some more in the works, it's just that all the rest of my regularily updated review sections are overflowing with so much bullshit as it is, that I find it hard to think of stuff to do a whole article on.
Sept 6, 2010
Woulda got my Machete review up sooner, but I was out getting pinned at the lake. But here it is for all you lame ass motherfuckers who didn't go see it opening weekend (your offended now, but you'll be agreeing with me when the credits role). More music reviews on the way too, so stay tuned.
Aug 19, 2010
FINALLY got my online store up and running. I've got lots of sick merch in there ready for you to consume like I know you know how to consume!! Head to the STORE and follow the link!
Sorry no comp this Thursday (you got 3 last week, so suck it up). It's 4:15 am and my ass is as flat as a pancake and as numb as a set of Anbesol rubbed gums, so I'm done with computing for this evening.
Aug 12, 2010
Since I was on holidays I didn't do too much with the site, but with the two reviews I posted recently (and some more on the way soon) along with tonight's comp you should have some stuff to keep your whistle wet so to speak. Since I didn't give you a comp last week I'm gonna post a second one tomorrow, so you get double the pleasure. But wait...there's more! Since I'm such a swell guy, I'm gonna throw up my Smut Vol 1 Compilation I put together a while back for fun. It took me a long time to make because I edited, remixed and/or extended every track/intro on there. Check it out!!
PS: You might have noticed this page's format has changed recently, I'm in process of re-formatting the page. I had it set up to auto-expand to fit a widescreen monitor, but I've found that makes the text kinda hard to read cuz it's stretched out too long horizontally. Do not adjust your monitors, it's all me baby.
July 17, 2010
OK, so I shit the bed on my Thursday comp this week (I was banging my fucking head at Fear Factory). It's up now though, so enjoy. I'll have my review for Inception up in the next couple days, but don't wait, SEE THIS MOVIE AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. Best movie of the summer, maybe the year, hands down.
June 10, 2010
I've decided to add a new feature to the site. Every week on Thursday night (circumstances outside of my control not withstanding) I'm going to put a CD length compilation for download in the, you guessed it, DOWNLOADS section. The files are hosted on megaupload, which is free, just click the links and follow the instructions and you'll soon be rocking out to whatever I was listening to that week. To kick things off I've uploaded a compliation of Iron Maiden songs that make up their set list for the Final Frontier Tour which is currently underway (they're here in Saskatoon on June 29th, if you don't have a ticket you should, they are still on sale). Normally I'll be focusing on more underground type sytuff (since it's 99% of what I listen to) but I figured any Maiden fans who read the site might dig having a CD of all the songs they're going to hear on the tour so they can get familiar with the material (it's a lot of their newer stuff). Head to the DOWNLOADS section and enjoy!
May 27, 2010
More MUSICK reviews for your reading pleasure. Check it out!
Oh Yeah, I should also mention that Fear Factory is coming to Regina pretty soon. Here's the new tour dates:
FEAR FACTORY's newly added tour dates with support from 36 CRAZYFISTS, AFTER THE BURIAL, DIVINE HERESY, BAPTIZED IN BLOOD:
Jul. 07 - House of Blues, W. Hollywood CA
Jul. 09 - Roseland Theatre, Portland OR
Jul. 10 - Studio Seven, Seattle WA
Jul. 11 - Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver BC
Jul. 13 - Flames Central, Calgary AB
Jul. 14 - The Starlite Room, Edmonton AB
Jul. 15 - Riddell Centre, Regina SK
Jul. 16 - The Garrick Centre, Winnipeg MB
Jul. 17 - The Rock, Maplewood MN
Jul. 19 - People's Court, Des Moines IA
Jul. 20 - Metro, Chicago IL
Jul. 21 - Harpo's, Detroit MI
Jul. 23 - Opera House, Toronto ON
Jul. 24 - Parterre Parc Jean Drapeau/Heavy MTL Festival (no tour package)
Jul. 25 - Fillmore NY @ Irving Plaza, New York NY
Jul. 26 - Recher Theatre, Towson MD
Jul. 27 - Crocodile Rock, Allentown PA
May 14, 2010
Nice big fat update to the site for y'all (no I'm not dead). I got a double header of reviews for Revolting and a triple header of reviews for Dead Infection! Oh yeah, and at the request of my buddy Chad, a review for the new Godsmack album and more! Enjoy!!
April 26, 2010
NOFX was good times, although the pit kinda sucked ballsack. Too tight, no circle mosh, a bunch of fools crowd surfing like they're at Pearl Jam or something...
On a completely unrelated note, I just read this article (see below) on Blabbermouth and felt the need to comment:
METALLICA Frontman Robbed In Moscow? - Apr. 26, 2010
According to Prime Time Russia, METALLICA frontman James Hetfield was allegedly robbed in a Moscow restaurant over the weekend.
Hetfield claims he and his bandmates had steaks and salads worth around 8,000 roubles ($270). The frontman paid by card, but later he saw that he had been billed over 19,000 roubles — that is twice the bill.
When he went back to the restaurant to complain, the management showed him a receipt for the disputed amount with his signature on it. Hetfield thinks his signature may have been forged.
Yes, you read that correctly, James Hetfeild, frontman of the most successful metal/hard rock band in the fucking world, is bitching to reporters about being scammed for a whopping $378.07.
I understand that it's about principal, but really when you wipe your ass with more than that every time you take a shit because you make so much fucking money you don't know what else to do with it, you just sound like a fucking cock bitching about it to the press. Remember when Metallica was actually cool? "News" reports like this are making it harder and harder for me every day.
April 16, 2010
Razorback just released the sophmore effort from death metal beast Revolting today. Revolting's debut Dreadful Pleasures (review comin' at ya soon) was one of my favorites from last year so I'm pretty psyched for the new one! Go to Razorback Record's site and order your copy NOW!!
Amon Amarth is tonight, there's still tickets on ticketmaster (I just looked) so you should probly get 'em if you haven't already. Swedish Viking Death metal, yes I think so.
April 5, 2010
Mr. Plinkett releases his long awaited review of Attack of the Clones. If you don't know what I'm talking about hit the LINKS section and check out Red Letter Media. Make sure you watch The Phantom Menace review first. It may just change your life.
Mar 24, 2010
Space Trucker season 4 is up in the DOWNLOADS section, nab it and SEED! UPDATE: fixed broken link, you can NOW download the season 4 torrent.
Mar 10, 2010
UP THE IRONS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! Goin' to Iron Maiden this June on the floor baby!! There's still time people, join the fan club, then get your tickets on the fan club pre-sale to guarantee entry to what is possibly the greatest live act you will ever see! If you wait for the ticketmaster general sale I make no guarantees since on the last tour every Iron Maiden show sold out in less than 30 minutes.
Mar 3, 2010
OK first off, Iron Maiden is announcing the tour dates for the Canadian tour tomorrow. Crossing the fingers for a Saskatoon show. Iron Maiden put on one of the all time best shows I have ever seen.
I added another update to the BULLSHIT section (feel free to send your praise in the form of large unmakred bills) and here's some random pics of burgers and burger eating that I think are cool:
holy shit, this burger reportedly weighed in at 105lbs
Say hello to the Noah's Ark burger from BK. 2 patties of every kind of animal.
That is a face that says I am going to finish this even if it kills me
Feb 22, 2010
Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper are doing a co-headlining tour of pretty much Canada and the presale starts tomorrow at 10:00am. I'd give more notice but Rob didn't, so bitch to him. The tickets are pretty steep (71 bucks) but hopefully that means we'll get a real kick ass stage show this time.
The show is at the Credit Union Centre on April 27th.
Feb 22, 2010
Found out Amon Amarth is coming to Saskatoon to destroy the Odeon with Odin's fury, and on a Friday to boot!! I think vikings beat math metal this time, sorry Dillinger.
The Odeon Events Centre
Fri, Apr 16, 2010 07:00 PM
Feb 15, 2010
Back in Saskatchewan and I've got a couple new updates for ya. Also some very shitty news: The cocks in Mayhem decided to cancel all of the Canadian dates on their North American tour with no reason given. What a bunch of assholes.
Well I guess that means I can go see Dillinger Escape Plan and Darkest Hour now (they're playing in Edmonton on Wednesday April 7th at the Starlite Room).
Feb 1, 2010
Nice big update in the MUSICK section since I'll be gone on holidays for about a week and figured I'd give my readers a decent amount of material to keep you all busy until I get back and resume updates.
In terms of some awesome news check this out:
Mayhem (that's right fucking MAYHEM) is playing a bunch of Canadian dates including Regina (not too sure about this one since tickets aren't on ticketmaster for this show only) as well as Calgary and Edmonton. This is gonna be fucking sick people, especially with Attila fronting the band again! Expect to hear lots of classics off De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.
Also, Megadeth is coming back to Saskatoon and they're playing Rust in Peace in it's entirety. Not only that but they're bringing Testament (who's also playing their whole first album The Legacy in it's entirety) and Exodus.
Tixckets are on sale for both so get some ASAP!!
January 26, 2010
The day has finally come...Avatar has dethroned Titanic to take the top spot in all time world box office gross. All I can say is: IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!. I know some of you are going to say Avatar cheated becasue of the higher cost of tickets due to the 3-D presentations. You know what? As long as cops continue to cheat and catch traffic by-law violators with hidden radar traps and ghost cars, then Avatar can keep cheating the box office charts by charging more for tickets.
It's nice to see a fantasy/sci fi blockbuster back on top instead of some shitty sap fest like Titanic. Way to go Cameron.
January 25, 2010
Smashed the end of my finger with a 20 oz hammer today and the skin ruptured from the impact and turned all white and dead while blood spurted out of my fingernail like a werewolf claw was trying to burst out underneath. Sadly no werewolf action occured, but it did hurt like hell.
Speaking of werewolves I have heard the new Rob Zombie album in it's entirety, check out the updates to read my opinion. While you're at it check out my review of Hanger, a nice low budget sicky that put a smile on my face.
January 21. 2010
I was having a conversation about burgers today, as I often do, and the subject of eating a burger while holding half of it in the wrapper came up. I realized I had failed to cover this in the code of the burger, so I made an addion to the code to cover this scenario.
January 18, 2010
As promised I have completed a massive update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section. Feel free to browse through and check out some kick ass old school poster art.
Now you can download and replace the shitty "floating heads" photoshop hack job that replaced your favorite movie poster art on the front of your DVD's.UPDATE: fixed my retard move of not actually uploading the image files to my site (along with several other pages I did editing on). Links will actually work now
January 16, 2010
Added a link to the sweetooth0.com facebook page, click the link and become a fan today! Also added an RSS feed which you can subscribe to by clicking the RSS button.
January 6, 2010
Nice beefy update to all three writing sections tonight and welcome to new site contributer Señor Reaper!! Check out his review of AFI Decemberunderground, which he mercilessly shreds like a cheese grater shreds mozzarella. Oh yeah, my BULLSHIT addition this time is a little change of pace for all you fiends out there. It's a short story about the adventures of a deranged lunatic, enjoy!
January 4, 2010
Just found out NOFX is coming to Saskatoon and playing the Odeon. Their new shit might not hold a candle to the old stuff, but it's still fuckin' NOFX people. The show is on April 25, 2010, tickets go on sale this Friday. If you wanna go I suggest getting tickets ASAP, this one is guaranteed to sell out!!
January 3, 2010
Happy New Year (I know, too late, sue me). Happy to report Avatar still kicks ass in the new year and also happy to report that the Galaxy Theatre seems to have finally gotten their shit together and focused their projector (also no unidentified smear on the lense this time which is a plus!).
DOWNLOADS page is up, check it out, get some Space Trucker, and seed fuckers!!
December 25, 2009
Ugh, remember on December 2nd when I mentioned the Behemoth and Shining show in Regina? yeah well, Shining isn't coming becasue of problems with their visas (these Eurpoean bands really need to get their shit together for that), so it's some other band who I've never heard of and can't remember the name of taking their slot. I've seen Behemoth already, so this is one road trip I think I'll have to skip on.
Oh yeah, for those that care, merry X-mas. Go see Avatar ASAP, review will be up when you get back.
December 16, 2009
As promised I emailed Starz (actually directly to Manga, their subsidiary) who put out Ghost in the Shell 2.0. Read my review for more on that. Here's the email if you're interested:
"A friend of mine lent me the Blu-ray version put out by your company, who is apparently owned by Starz (used to be Anchor Bay) now and I am glad I held off buying it. This is one time where I wish a movie would get double dipped in a hurry.
The 2.0 version of the movie itself looks fine, but the disc packaging is completely wrong. All of the special features listed on the back of the movie are not on the disc (a commentary, making of ghost in the shell 2.0, and a face to face interview with the director) as well as the audio tracks being listed incorrectly as 6.1 DTS-ES Discrete with an inexplicable Dolby Digital logo at the bottom of the insert (the disc really features English and Japanese DTS-HD Master Audio tracks which is actually a positive, being that you get lossless audio instead).
In terms of special features what you really get is the original version of the movie which I was psyched about, until I watched it and it looked about as good as a VCD (even though it’s at 1080i my DVD version looks 10 times better, and this one only has 2 channel sound). At the very least why not put the same version as was released in Japan separately (and apparently boxed with 2.0)? From what I've read it is certainly by no means perfect, but still better than what was put on this disc. Really though what we should get is a full remastered 1080p with lossless 6.1 DTS audio version just like 2.0.
The other special features the disc does have are also a joke. A really terrible Theatrical Trailer (complete with some of the worst dubbing I have ever heard), a featurette that only talks about the making of the original film and looks like it was made for the original VHS release and some throwaway first gen DVD special features including character profiles and a glossary.
There is simply no excuse for the ineptitude on display with this release being that it is a region 1 blu-ray of a respected classic in the anime genre put out by a large and well established home video company. No purchase from me and I will tell anyone I know who is interested in it to avoid buying this until a proper version is released, because that is the only thing an honest dvd/blu-ray fan can do for other dvd/blu-ray fans.
The Akira blu-ray kicked this one's ass.
If they respond and it's worth posting I will.
December 15, 2009
Avatar is out this weekend. I am so utterly psyched to see this movie it is unbelievable. So far the reviews have been good, so I'm feeling pretty confident it's gonna blow my mind. Savage Henry and the Infamous One Pounders is on Friday night as well at Walkers (fuck, already got Avatar tickets). Probably try to get there after the movie. If you're not going to the movie you should be going to see Henry. Also this weekend (Saturday) is a killer show at Amigo's. The lineup is Untimely Demise, Lavagoat and DFA. Very excited to finally get a chance to see Lavagoat!! The other guys are some awesome thrash which I'm sure will continue to hold up to the standards set by their previous performances, namely being fucking bad ass!!
December 8, 2009
Hatebreed was good shit, my jaw hurts. Cannibal Corpse delivered as always, my neck hurts. On a completely unrelated note they are remaking The Gate in 3-D and get this, Alex Winter (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and Freaked, as star and writer/director) is directing it. Fucking kick ass. Also, the creatures are being done by Randall William Cook (The Lord of the Rings trilogy, King Kong) and H,R. Giger!! I don't normally get all that excited about remakes to movies I love from the 80's but this could be awesomeness in the making folks.
December 7, 2009
OK, so I just got finished listening to the first three tracks released from the new Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe 2 album (since his split with Geffen and signing to Roadrunner the CD has been delayed until February) which you can get off of BT Junkie right now. Ugh, he should have called this Educated Horses 2 becasue that would have been way more accurate. Remember when Rob Zombie used to play metal? It's been so long I'm beginning to forget...
From what I've hear so far this album is going to be to Hellbilly Deluxe what Ghostbusters 2 was to Ghostbusters. Rob I must say I am a little displeased that you would pray on your fans by misleading them with a title like Hellbilly Deluxe 2 and get them all hopeful for shit like Superbeast and Demonoid Phenomenon and then continue in the same boring hard rock direction you took on the last album.
December 6, 2009
Finally got my review for Black Dynamite up. I was having a real bitch of a time finding a program to convert AVI to GIF that didn't cost money. If any of you know of one, drop me an email becasue I'd rather have the animated gifs on my page than embed YouTube videos. Oh yeah I added a couple sites to the links section too, so check those out (Geekologie and Unearthed Films).
December 3, 2009
Links section is up, go get your mind polluted. Also added new header graphic to bullshit section that you should probably check out if you're into my demented scribblings.
December 2, 2009
Wow I just found out about a pretty bad ass sounding show in the Vag (that's in Regina in case you don't know the terminology). Well OK, my brother told me about it a little while ago, but I figured I'd throw it up here anyway:
The Union & Surreal Concerts Present
Date: Saturday January 23, 2010
Door Time: 7:00 PM
Show Time: 8:00 PM
Venue: The Exchange
City: Regina, SK
Tickets (presale): $20.00
I saw Behemoth at the first Sounds of the Underground, and I have to say they were pretty fucking badass, and Shining is on the bill, which for those of you who don't know, is a black metal band from Sweden obsessed with self mutilation and suicide. We hardly get ANY black metal up here in Canada (can't understand it, it's cold enough for it), so I figure when the opportunity arrises, you fucking take it. Never heard of Septic Flesh, but the other two alone are totally worth it. Too bad it's yet another unlicensed (i.e.: no booze) show in Regina, weak.
December 1, 2009
It's only 6 more days until Hatebreed and Cannibal Corpse tear up the Odeon here in Saskatoon. It's an unexpected pairing, but I'm definately not complaining. I just looked on ticketmaster, and it looks like tickets are still available, so if you haven't got yours yet, what the fuck are you waiting for? Kingdom of Sorrow got a fucking killer crowd reaction when I saw them with Gwar last year (and they aren't that great), so I'm thinking Hatebreed (who is vastly superior) is gonna be fucking ANIMAL! Anyway, I posted a review for Hatebreed's latest offering, so check that out, maybe it'll change your mind if your thinking of bitching out of this one.
November 23, 2009
Various fixes to site design. Added more functionality to previously un-utilized navbars, etc. Mostly shit you don't want to hear about. From now on I will be using this section to announce news that is relevant to myself (and therefore probably relevant to you also) as well as local news for Saskatoon and area (bands playing, events, etc). For a listing of the newest reviews and bullshit articles, see the sidebar. Text for now, I will add new updated articles as I create them from this point forward, (well there's more to it than that, but you get my drift) that's why there's nothing there yet.
November 19, 2009
Added reviews for Forced Entry and Evil Dead II. Go to the MOVIEZ section. Added review for Lord Gore - The Autophagous Orgy. Click here or go to the MUSICK section. Added new article: Varg Vikernes is a Douchebag. Click here or go to the BULLSHIT section.
Site updates will be on hold the next few days while I address some browser compatibility issues.
November 18, 2009
Added review for the new re-issue of Anaal Nathrakh - The Codex Necro on FETO records. Click here or go to the MUSICK section. Coming soon I'll have reviews up for Night of the Demon and Black Dynamite.
UPDATE: NIGHT OF THE DEMON ADDED!!
November 17, 2009
Added review for Riki-Oh. Click here or go to the MOVIEZ section. Also added my first cd review for the site: Abscess - Urine Junkies. Click here or go to the MUSICK section.
November 16, 2009
Just got back from watching the over-hyped Paranormal Activity. Did it live up the hype? Check out my review for it to find out. Click here or go to the MOVIEZ section.
November 9, 2009
sweetooth0.com is formally (well mostly) launched. Now it is time for sweetooth0 to go bash some braincells with the help of the crisp taste of an ice cold beer or twelve.